Steam Cleaners! They Are Fantastic!

[fugley]

Originally posted by chalice@21 June 2003 - 11:40
My last post was interupted by my missus making me go to the shop to get cheese.
Someone needs to invent a going to the shop to get cheese machine. I gonna check ebay.

Suspect my steam cleaner may have an attachement for that task - I'll check the pamphlet!

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by chalice@21 June 2003 - 12:40
My last post was interupted by my missus making me go to the shop to get cheese.
Someone needs to invent a going to the shop to get cheese machine. I gonna check ebay.

Check HardwareWorld. There may be a verified hash to download one.

[fugley]

Originally posted by JPaul+21 June 2003 - 11:46--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 21 June 2003 - 11:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@21 June 2003 - 12:40
My last post was interupted by my missus making me go to the shop to get cheese.
Someone needs to invent a going to the shop to get cheese machine. I gonna check ebay.

Check HardwareWorld. There may be a verified hash to download one. [/b][/quote]
Nothing in the pamphlet about the cheese question. There is a helpline number though - odd that&#33; they seem to have the same tel no as the Samaritans (its a number I often used to call before I found this forum). I&#39;ll give it a call any way - maybe they share a party line with Morpy Richards tech support.

[DarthInsinuate]

hows about using it in a water fight?

beats a crappy squirt gun

[fugley]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@21 June 2003 - 13:32
hows about using it in a water fight?

beats a crappy squirt gun

Well it&#39;s an idea but not one for the kids I fear.... The super-heated vapour might burn their skin off.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by fugley@21 June 2003 - 14:28
The super-heated vapour might burn their skin off.

hehehe, where can i get one.

i have kids outside my house playing football, and they keep hitting me car.

"once more you little punks, i dare you&#33;"

[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss+21 June 2003 - 14:34--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 21 June 2003 - 14:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@21 June 2003 - 14:28
The super-heated vapour might burn their skin off.

hehehe, where can i get one.

i have kids outside my house playing football, and they keep hitting me car.

"once more you little punks, i dare you&#33;" [/b][/quote]
How about a Morphy Richards 6350 Domestic Flamethrower?

Available at Argos&#33;

[Lilmiss]

now that would do the trick.
or, a swift kick up the ass.
what annoys me, is the fact i have a field on the other side of the road that they never use. no cars there to hit.

ok, im just a grumpy old witch.
"geroff me land".

[fugley]

Three more good uses.

Freshening up stinky trainers.

Descaling dentures - I aint got dentures but I&#39;m sure it should work.

Freshening up heavily soiled underpants - reckon I could make one pair last for about two years without laundering - instead of my usual 6 months.

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by JPaul@21 June 2003 - 12:31
I&#39;m just confused as to why you had to buy a machine which produces hot air.

Yeah, you could just hire JPaul to supply your hot air .