I don't like unnecessary chores!
The bit with the lawn mower is cool but I don't like the tricky time consuming edges and borders and other obstacles, the rakin and grass collection, sweeping of the pathway, weedin and all that jazz.
So I have just invested in the laying of some Astro Turf, (that's plastic grass!. It's durable, hardwearing, always healthy looking - so no panics if there's is a hose pipe ban!
It won't die in a drought and it won't be killed off by even the harshest winter.
The neighbours don't realise what's goin on - one even commented today on how lush my lawn was lookin and wanted to know my secret! lol!
To throw everyone completely off the scent I have also purchased an Astro Turf Lawnmower!
To be honest I was really fucked off about this purchase! I got the thing out of the box and found it has exactly the same appearance as a Flymo Hover Mower, only difference being a real nasty lookin cheap sticker with the word "Astro" stuck partially over the Flymo label, only other difference is, it has no blade! This b*stard thing was four time the price of a Flymo!
Still I've got it now - so once a fortnight I will go through the pretence of mowing me lawn.
What do you think cool or just plain f*ckin dumb?