On his wedding day, a man decides for the 50th anniversary he is going to take his wife on a cruise. For 50 years he squirrells money away every chance he gets. On their 50th anniversary the man gives his wife a card with two cruise tickets in it.
The wife tells her husband there is no way she is going on a cruise. She is deathly afraid of water, there is absolutely no way. The man tells her that once they are on the ship, if she doesn't go out on the deck and look, she will think she is in a big mall. Finally the woman gives in, after-all the man has been saving for this for 50 years.
The couple gets to the ship, and the wife exclaims to her husband that she has forgot her hearing aids, and they have to go back to get them. The husband tells here there is not enough time as the ship will be leaving soon, the tickets are for these dates, they cannot be changed, and they are non-refundable. The lady finally gives in and they are on their way.
Their berth has bunk beds. On the first night the man asks his wife "up or down?" at which point the woman grabs him, drags him into the room and proceeds to rape him right there on the spot. The rest of the cruise goes on the same way. The couple goes to thier room, the husband says "up or down?" at which time the woman drags him into the room and rapes him.
After the cruise is over and the couple gets home the husband decides to see if it works the same way at home. They walk into the room and the husband asks"up or down?" To which his wife (who now has her hearing aids) asks "up or down? What the hell are you talking about?" The man tells her that every night when they were on the cruise he asked her up or down, and she proceeded to jump his bones on the spot.
The wife said to her husband "you were saying up or down? I thought you were saying FUCK OR DROWN"