Came home from work and found the front door open (had been kicked in). Strange thing was at first glance nothing seemed to be missing. Tv, vid microwave, steam-cleaner, pc, all seemed to be present and correct.
Then I checked the garden and shock horror.. found that some fucker had rolled up and stolen me Astro Turf, then had bust open me shed door and nicked me shiny new Astro Turf Flymo complete with no blade!
I'm pretty miffed I can tell ya. It was only laid on Tuesday and it cost me a b*stard fortune.
I have my suspicions!!
My next-door neighbour - he's the one I mentioned in my post yesterday - the one who commented on the attractive appearance of my lush lawn - suddenly and mysteriously now has a very attractive and lush lawn himself.
Coincidence eh? Like f*ck! That's my plastic grass that is! Well two can play that game - I'm gonna mow it for the bastard with me Qualcast Concord Cylinder complete with blade!
No one f*cks with the Fugs!
Sorry about the lingo mods but me is well cross!