For the older members of the board

[zapjb]

Sex is too damn inportant to me. I've broken up with gf's that only go 3x week. Little younger than peat here. And peat go for the ffm, you lucky bastard.

[Busyman™]

How old are u again peat moss?

52 , wife is late 30 I'sh and we seem to get along just fine . We're both givers so it's very easy . As long as she dos 'nt call me daddy and hides the butt plugs .... what me worry .

We've been married for 13 years and I do notice the changes in her sex drive tho . She thinks she might be a lesbian , I said me too ! So proceeded to D/L all the seasons of The L Word for her and all the lesbo porn I can find . Life is good .

Shut the hell up, bastert! :jealous:

[Busyman™]

Ah excellent peat! I've always thought a 10-15 year age gap is the healthy way to go about a relationship

Lesbian porn is so much better than normal porn as well
My hubbie has built quite the collection ever since I taught him how to use emule and btjunkie

Lez porn is boring mostly loike. You always skip it in a regular porn movie.

Oddly enough in real loife, lez porn is quite noice and guy/girl porn is no good.

I don't wanna watch some fella smash a female in real loife but I'd love to see 2 wiminz gettin' it on.

[Busyman™]

How important is sex and stuff to you these days?

It's a serious question.

I would have posted it in the Drawing Room, but no one goes there and I'm also scared to venture out of the lounge in case I accidentally end up in the BT invite section

People go to the Drawing Room whe it has a decent topic.

Sex is very important nowadays. When you are with a person you love you can let all your sadism come out.

[Biggles]

Sex??

That is a Balance Sheet isn't it?

OK - I admit to liking kinky sex and take sneaky peakies at Profit and Loss accounts.

[Skweeky]

So I'll put you down for a 'not important at all' then, oldie?

[Biggles]

So I'll put you down for a 'not important at all' then, oldie?

Does romantic self love count?

[Skweeky]

Do you mean plying yourself with booze before you can get down to business?

[peat moss]

I just wished I did n't spill the beans on so much of the old . Oh well thats life .

[tesco]

Having a kid totally screws up your sex life.

Old people should actually be better at sex than in their prime ab flexers noobs.
The only difference i guess is the noobs want to discover, whereas the experienced know how to do it and hit the spot, which in a way is peredictable and boringly efficient.

Outdoor sex is the best.

Oh god I still remember banging the wife against the bedroom door . Lil one yelling daddy don't hurt mommy . Mommy yelling daddy is doing fine he'll be out in a minute! Ok make that two minutes ?