There's few things more satisfying..

[DefX]

than contesting a parking ticket in court and getting the judge to award you with a "not guilty" verdict with very muddy evidence. (i.e. moving your car out of the pedestrian ramp where you got the ticket and taking a picture of it parked legitimately a few feet away)

I'm 2 for 2 with contesting these annoying tickets. I feel like Matlock

[100%]

than falling and smashing your teeth in the sidewalk, only to be dragged by a pitbull to the nearest bone backup in the park
then being saved by a traffic warden who is also a hobbyist abortionist and dentist, whom you marry have 3 kids with until you hit a pebble with your suv, while writting her an sms and swerve into a container full of poker cards.
Had you not swerved you would have killed the dalai lama, hence you are reincarnated as a fetish.

[tesco]

what's a pedestrian ramp?

[DefX]

what's a pedestrian ramp?

its a one of those inclined things along a sidewalk that allows people with disability to pass easier



or rollerblading noobs to roll easier.

[tesco]

what's a pedestrian ramp?

its a one of those inclined things along a sidewalk that allows people with disability to pass easier



or rollerblading noobs to roll easier.

wtd did you park infront of one of them for?
Aren't the always in intersections?

[DefX]

Not always. In residential sections here in NY, you can see them not only in intersections but in the middle as well. I figure they cater to the elderly which was many, in the neighborhood.

Besides, I was just partly blocking it and the ass gave me the ticket around 6:30 am on a Sunday morning ffs. I was going to work at 7 am. The ass probably had to meet a quota.

[Skiz]

We have the same laws in Texas, though I'm sure it's nationwide. Blocking the ramps violates ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act) laws.

Well done moving and then taking a pic.

[DefX]

Im very proud of it myself

Useful fact: If you contest a ticket in front of a judge, theres a 50% chance it will be dismissed and 19% chance that the fine will be reduced.

[4play]

Traffic wardens around here are sneaky now, they take photographs themselves every time they issue a ticket so you cant contest it.

I only learnt this after parking in a residents parking bay that had been suspended and was sign posted. I came back to a ticket so i cut down the sign and took a photo without the sign up and sent it in to contest the ticket. The council responded with their own photo with the sign still up right above my car.

I should have accused them of photoshopin it.

[Barbarossa]

Have you ever nicked a microwave for your mom?