I missed my last period (to be honest ive missed about 23 years worth! and I've been feelin moody. I've bought one of those kits from Boots Chemists, and me is gonna test me piss in the mornin!
I feel so stupid I had no Idea you could get in the pudding club thru chokin yer chicken - still you live and learn!
If I am up the duff will I be entitled to a council flat?