Why?

[Buffalo]

Why is it, As we get older......................?

Women's dangly things start to head South, while Mens start to head North???

This is most unfair on both parties and would be much better if it were the other way round

Baz

[hypoluxa3k]

how come, as i get older, i get more hair on my ass?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Why do people stay in the same mundane piece of shit office job all their lives without actually DOING something with their lives?

You wear a suit? I dont care, f*ck off mate.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:15
Why is it, As we get older......................?

Women's dangly things start to head South, while Mens start to head North???

Men's "dangly things" start to head north?

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by tite-wad+29 June 2003 - 21:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 29 June 2003 - 21:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:15
Why is it, As we get older......................?

Women&#39;s dangly things start to head South, while Mens start to head North???

Men&#39;s "dangly things" start to head north? [/b][/quote]
Oh &#33; Don&#39;t know if you in Oz, if that&#39;s case then it will be South

Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate

Baz

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 21:32
Don&#39;t know if you in Oz

Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate

Well as u are the original crocodile dundee you can tell em bazza

shrivelled? dont make me panic mate &#33;&#33;&#33; i have to tie my monster in a knot to tuck it into me troosers &#33;&#33;

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@29 June 2003 - 21:35


shrivelled? dont make me panic mate &#33;&#33;&#33; i have to tie my monster in a knot to tuck it into me troosers &#33;&#33;

Don&#39;t I know it

You&#39;re lucky dude I had to have special trousers made with a cradle in them

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:32
Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate

How much "older"?

I haven&#39;t noticed any "shriveling" yet - when do I need to start worrying?

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by tite-wad+29 June 2003 - 21:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tite-wad @ 29 June 2003 - 21:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:32
Well as you get older it will start to shrivel up mate

How much "older"?

I haven&#39;t noticed any "shriveling" yet - when do I need to start worrying? [/b][/quote]
When you go for a wee and can&#39;t get hold of it with more than 4 fingers

Jonno B)

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@29 June 2003 - 16:52
When you go for a wee and can&#39;t get hold of it with more than 4 fingers

That would require a lot of "shriveling"

Must not happen till you&#39;re like 80 or so.

I probably won&#39;t know what to do with it by then anyway&#33;