Well we have heard about the best............
What is the lamest sex you have ever had?
In my young and foolish days I took a couple valium and a few viagra
and was horny for about 14 hours.....but due to the relaxing effects
of the valium my penis was quite limp sleeping:
and to make a crude but effective analogy,having sex was like trying to stuff
a marshmellow into a piggy bank.
Peace brotherdoobie :">