How do you be a jerk?

[Mr. Mulder]

Is jizz good for wimins hair

good like fucking the cold dead mouth of a strangled whore

[Mathea]

You could tell her that all the advice in the world wont help since she is a horrible lay. That will not only get her to stop asking but also helps in the becoming a jerk situation.

[Snee]

Yell her mam's name while you are having sex

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.

[Barbarossa]

Obviusly, you need to get her into bed beforehand, but.

How nauseatingly conventional

[Snee]

Secks solves every problem adster has. Fact. 'cept being ginger.

[bunny67]

change your number before telling the cheeky bitch to get stuffed

[SaveFerris]

I hear jerks punt babies.

[thewizeard]

Im too nice of a guy someone explain to me why I am?

I have my ex ringing me up for sex advice with her boyfriend

and because Im too nice I help out and dont say fuck off I dont wanna hear about it

so tell me how do you become a jerk?

It's simple..just be yourself ..

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Call the guy up and remind him to have her tested for any, well you know

[Jagarga]

means tested? cos she'd have to be thick as fuck to shag ad?