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    This was something I ran across, the author of which preferred to leave unattributed:



    Welcome diners, to the first "Multicultural-hyphen-Diversity" dinner
    sponsored by Al Gore, Reverend Jesse Jackson and Reverend Al
    Sharpton. Each is a co-chair of a non-501C3 foundation that seeks
    political profit. It started during the presidential election when
    Al Gore uttered his inspirational interpretation of:

    E PLURIBUS UNUM-- "OUT OF ONE, MANY"

    This new foundation is hereby named:

    "UNTIED WE STAND"

    Please sirs and madames, appreciate the wonderful repast we have designed
    for you. Our chief chef, Pauline Corekt (we just call her "PC") is a
    recent graduate of the Harvard school of political science and has a
    Doctorate in Political Correctness and also a PHD in social nutrition!
    Her latest prize winning dish has been named by the Reverend Jesse
    Jackson...."The Diversity Dish"!

    Please be seated and your "wait person" will deliver your meal in the
    prescribed sequence with the appropriate pause between courses to allow
    full appreciation of each.

    1- First course consists of this wonderful cup of raw beef chunks.

    2- When you finish that, enjoy one cup of beef broth.

    3- Next, consume two savory tablespoons of rendered lard.

    4- Your raw, but peeled onion (a vidalia&#33 is next.

    5- The two teaspoons of salt can be ingested with the cup of Cajun
    hot-sauce.

    6- Your two tomatoes can be eaten whole or sliced, whichever is
    preferable.

    7- The three raw potatoes can be sliced if you prefer, rather than just
    biting, as an apple.

    8- The two tablespoons of paprika are the next course.

    9- We next ask you to enjoy the tasty celery that we've diced for you.

    10- Our next gastronomical treat is six organically-grown carrots.

    11- The three teaspoons of pepper on Ritz crackers is a daring departure.

    12- Three ounces of sugar are mixed with tsp. of horseradish for real
    diversity.

    And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen; a splendid example of
    haute cuisine-representing the pinnacle of America's "DIVERSITY!"

    The follow-up taste test will be held in 3 days to allow for absorption,
    digestion and elimination of the Diversity meal.

    Once there was a recipe for a simple, straightforward, and really tasty stew. It was a recipe that was very old, dating from the origins of this country, circa 1776. It was just a stew but it provided nourishment for many millions of people. It consisted of all the above ingredients but they were cooked slowly together and the individual flavors of the ingredients were allowed to mingle into the most
    nutritionally beneficial stew the world had known.

    It was called "AMERICA"

    Unfortunately, the recipe been lost.

    The divisive tactics of self promoting, race-baiting, class warfare,
    rich vs. poor of the liberal/socialists are very close to destroying the
    America that produced the kind of freedom that allows such an inane bunch
    of bean-heads to exist. I'm sure if the meal they are offering to serve
    Americans were described in the proceeding shirtsleeve English we'd be
    rid of them.
    Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.

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    You have nutters on both sides of the fence. Remember McCarthyism, the committee of unamerican activities, segregation etc? Is that the kind of "freedom" he was referring to?

    Considering its 2003 and gay couples have only just won the right to have sex and not be arrested for it in 13 states, I find it hard to see why this guy thinks the liberals are "winning".

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    This load of tripe is far below your usual standard, j2.
    The divisive tactics of self promoting, race-baiting, class warfare,
    rich vs. poor of the liberal/socialists are very close to destroying the
    America that produced the kind of freedom that allows such an inane bunch
    of bean-heads to exist. I'm sure if the meal they are offering to serve
    Americans were described in the proceeding shirtsleeve English we'd be
    rid of them.
    This person would have us believe that conservative/republicans
    are the champions of diversity?

    Pshaw.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Originally posted by clocker@1 July 2003 - 17:11
    This load of tripe is far below your usual standard, j2.
    As I understand it, I am conservative, therefore I have no standards.

    However, you are correct-I hereby disavow it.

    I too shall become a fan of political correctness.
    Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.

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    "Thank you sir, may I have another!"
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Originally posted by clocker@1 July 2003 - 17:29
    "Thank you sir, may I have another!"
    No, you may not.

    Have an ice-cream cone instead.
    Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.

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    To quote someone else (if that's not stating the obvious)

    "It's all just political madness gone correct."

    Let's create a society where everyone is the same and treated as such, whilst celebrating the fact that we are all different. How does that work then.

    Let's create a society where the rule of law applies to everyone, except if their religious beliefs don't like specific laws, then let's give them an exemption.

    Let's create a society which does not accept cruelty to animals, unless of course you prefer to slit an animals throat and watch it bleed to death slowly and painfully before you eat it.

    Let's create a society where everyone who doesn't wear a crash helmet will be prosecuted unless .... see above. Or where you have to have a photographic driving licence .... see above

    Let's make up our minds, are we all the same or all different. I think we are all the same. So let's make a society where the majority makes the rules and everyone has to follow them.

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    Originally posted by JPaul@1 July 2003 - 17:43
    To quote someone else (if that's not stating the obvious)

    "It's all just political madness gone correct."

    Let's create a society where everyone is the same and treated as such, whilst celebrating the fact that we are all different. How does that work then.

    Let's create a society where the rule of law applies to everyone, except if their religious beliefs don't like specific laws, then let's give them an exemption.

    Let's create a society which does not accept cruelty to animals, unless of course you prefer to slit an animals throat and watch it bleed to death slowly and painfully before you eat it.

    Let's create a society where everyone who doesn't wear a crash helmet will be prosecuted unless .... see above. Or where you have to have a photographic driving licence .... see above

    Let's make up our minds, are we all the same or all different. I think we are all the same. So let's make a society where the majority makes the rules and everyone has to follow them.
    That is a great idea.

    A response, please, from the Muslim/Mongol majority?

    "Yes, please-let us vote immediately!"
    Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.

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    Originally posted by evilbagpuss@1 July 2003 - 16:21
    Considering its 2003 and gay couples have only just won the right to have sex and not be arrested for it in 13 states, I find it hard to see why this guy thinks the liberals are "winning".
    Ironic this didn't occur under a democrat administration, huh?

    Some people are afraid of our right-leaning court-more irony.
    Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.

  10. The Drawing Room   -   #10
    Are you implying that Bush had something to do with the Supreme courts decision?

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