I've just stumbled across todays top 10 posters page, and was amazed that these counts were humanly possible. In light of this some serious questions were raised that i would love to know the answers to.
this is strictly light-hearted (I swear) as i know offence could be taken, and probably still will.
1 Instead of computer chairs do you sit on commodes?
2 are you fed by intravenous drip?
3 is there a pharmaceutical solution to the need for sleep problem?
4 when you finally do pass out do you have a post double to carry on for you?
5 who answers the door?
6 is youre fridge covered in post-it notes every time the board goes down?
7 leg muscle atrophy, is it a problem?