k so this is pretty much a thread to just show off you Google (or memory) skills and enlighten people to your fantastical knowledge of the spoken word (or written) and those who's observations have made laugh and cry....
"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." ~Plato
"Friends are relatives you make for yourself." ~Eustache Deschamps
"God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time." ~Robin Williams