What am I bid?

[Squeamous]

It's your lucky day you wonderful people. I have here a CD of Simply Red live in Cuba....it's a double one with 20 of their most popular hits including 'Something Got Me Started' and 'Fairground'. I'm sorry the photograph is a bit blurred but my camera wouldn't focus on something so shit.



The winner of this auction will win the right to dictate the method of it's destruction, to be posted on this thread. Please note that I do have access to liquid nitrogen and I will accept sexual favours in lieu of money.

[Skiz]

What auction?

[Squeamous]

This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.

[Biggles]

Insertion into Boris Johnstone's arse - to sort of gee him up for the rigours of canvassing?

[callum]

This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.

You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"

[Squeamous]

You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"

[Squeamous]

Insertion into Boris Johnstone's arse - to sort of gee him up for the rigours of canvassing?

OK, I should have stipulated, nothing will be done that will get me either imprisoned or in sexy Boris's bad books!

[tesco]

This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.

You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"

[Skiz]

This is it! It's a virtual auction. Basically, this CD is going to get it so I thought I'd see how creative people can be.

You're going to have to make it a bit easier for skizo to understand. I would suggest " this here shiny disc is going to get it real good, yeehaw. the man that puts down the most dollars gets to pick if it's ma shotgun or the cooking box that's gonna kill it real good, real god damn good"

That makes perfect sense.

[Biggles]

Insertion into Boris Johnstone's arse - to sort of gee him up for the rigours of canvassing?

OK, I should have stipulated, nothing will be done that will get me either imprisoned or in sexy Boris's bad books!

I rather fancy Boris would do a Leslie Phillips

Well hellooo there