Have You Heard The One About

[shogunxxx]

the old man in the wheel chair is dying, he's got 7 nephews doe'st know which one to leave is money too.
so he calls them all to is 20million dollar mansion which has an helicopter pad, indoor /outdoor swimming pool's
and tells them only one of them is going to all is money and propertys. and he has set a test for them.
he get's all of them to line up along one side of the outdoor swimming pool
and on the otherside he get's 7 of the sexiest women in the world totally nude to line up. then has 7 croc's released into the pool.
right he say's not one of you is worth a damm but i'am going to give you one chance
the first one across the croc infested pool get's all my billion's all my property's and any c*nt he want's
there's a splash at the end a desperate swim across the pool bleeding and half alive one of them pulls himself out of the pool
the old man wheels himself over and say's
i did'nt think any of you had the ball's to do it.
your going to get all my billion's and all my property's now which c*nt do you want
the c*nt who pushed me in lol

[Poolplayer34]

HA!