My friend had to go get a smear test the other day
For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.
Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.
My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet
And apparenly the nurse looked very butch and scary