I go out to burn the autumn leaves in garden (suburbun extacy)
She says: take a bucket of water, you have to by it alllllll the time, not to high, if the smoke hits the neighbours etc...
(btw : it is raining)
My kid (of course) wants to join
She says : if he is coming with you he has to be properly dressed, not to close to the fire etc
I want to set up lights for halloween for my kid
She says : Is it not dangerous, are you sure they will not blow
Could she not simply say
"Fantastic, how can i help"
I give up and have decided to do nothing else than drink booze, scratch my balls and watch tv ftw