Ketchup Lovers Worship The Devil!

[superblaat]

And so it begins once more.
This time no more truce! We've got indisputable evidenece now!

They wouldn't believe us when we showed Saddam with the bottle wasn't enough, oh wait no I fabricated that evdience oops, my bad.

LOL didn't you like te pentagon version, Ron? I liked that one better because of the aspect ratio. Good to see someone saved those. Oh well let's hope nobody notices that's a boyscout uniform Saddam's wearing there, oops too late agian!

[dlingeverything]

And it starts again ....

Ron how did you get those 666 things,
or did you just make them up?

Ron you are stirring up a lot of trouble
(not that i am going to object)


If this war starts up again its going to be

HELL FOR THE MODS

[Ron]

You made this one superblaat?
Didn't know that. I thought Bender did.
Anyway, it's still contemporary, as you can see.
Sorry, don't have the Pentagon one. Never did actually. Can't even remember it, sorry to say.

dlingeverything, with a little effort (about an hour for the first one), it's not that hard. The best way to do it, is with that white stuff, and those long cylindrical objects. Ummm, what's their name again?
Oh yeah, "pen and paper".
And if you were wondering:


In fact, I looked a little further, and found this:


1332!!

That's twice the number of the Beast.
So she must be twice as evil too.
No wonder, our former general hasn't spoken to his troops yet.
He's under her spell.
But we have to do something here people.
Our children will think tomatoes come from a bottle!!
Bolognese will be on the endangered sauces list soon.
No more!!! It has to end here.
This is our final stand.
Together, we will have bolognese, or die puking ketchup!!!
We gotta fight......for our right........to .....ermm...... eat bolognese.....

[Ron]

I received a list with the names of the evil MODS on this board.
It's incredible!!!
Who would have suspected them??!!!
The names on the list are:
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This post has been edited by a ketchup loving MOD on 16 July 2003 - 07:36

[tite-wad]

You keep going on and on about "bolognese" sauce...

What the hell is "bolognese" sauce?

Is it made by Oscar Mayer?

[Ron]

Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 07:29
You keep going on and on about "bolognese" sauce...

What the hell is "bolognese" sauce?

Is it made by Oscar Mayer?

Forgive him Father, for he knows not what he&#39;s missing.


According to Oxford Dictionary:
spaghetti bolognese /spgeti blnez; AmE bl-/ noun [U, C] a dish of spaghetti with a sauce of meat, tomatoes, etc.

Oscar Mayer?
WTF do wieners have to do with this?
Bolognese is what made America big&#33;&#33;&#33;
America and la cosa nostra are inseparably connected. And every maffiosi worth a damn grew up with bolognese&#33;&#33;&#33;
Nixon however, was a ketchup lover&#33;&#33;&#33;

[tite-wad]

Sorry, I don&#39;t make it a habit to consult the Oxford Dictionary.

I did however check with the Meriam Webster online dictionary and the nearest thing it could produce was BOLOGNA... hence the Oscar Mayer question.

Since I&#39;m not a connoisseur of "haute cuisine" I doubt I&#39;ve ever had bolognese sauce.

Or if I did, it was probably just called pasta sauce.

[Ron]

Funny.
They don&#39;t have bolognese in their list, but they do have a wave file that pronounces it? (awfully)
Try:
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/

or

http://www.oup.com/elt/oald/

in the future.

/me mumbles...pasta sauce....DUH&#33;&#33;&#33;

[thewizeard]

Ok it all adds up, but who would have suspected Skweeky?

I personaly feel sorry for her, the beast and ketchup&#33;

Therefore I propose setting up a union called SDGKU (for short) or Skweekys Devilishly Good Ketchup Union (for long) and also report you to the NSPCK, (National Society for Protection against Cruelty to Ketchup).

Although I respect your right to freedom of speech, someone has to come up for the rights of ketchup and Skweeky.

[Razz]

Right well if its a war you want its a war you&#39;ll get

and i would like to point out that the first breach of the treaty was in fact carried out by the ketchup haters when their Footsoldier Ron started posting anti-ketchup propaganda in his sigs.

We at the ketchup lovers liberation front will have none of this and we demand nay we deserver retribution


MAN THE KETCHUP GUNS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;