THE CAR ACCIDENT:
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work.
I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car
at a light because I was not really paying attention.
"Great, just great", I muttered.
The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf.
He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me,
I rolled down my window.
He said, "I'm not happy"...
To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"