Big Boy Words

[WarrenBuffet]

A group of kinder gartners were trying very hard to
become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was
that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
'You need to use 'Big People'
words,' she was always reminding them. She asked Jimmy what he had
done over the weekend.
'I went to visit my Nana.'
'No, you went to
visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!'
She then asked
Mitchell what he had done. 'I took a ride on a choo choo.'
She said
'No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People'
words.'
She then asked little Zach what he had done.
'I read a
book,' he replied.
'That's WONDERFUL!' the teacher said. 'What book did
you read?'
[I love this]


Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his
chest with great pride, and said, 'Winnie the
SHIT.'

[tesco]

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