My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.
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Maybe the penetrator should have used more lube......
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You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you'll be fine.
I admit they're a thoroughly horny experience but I don't think a C.E. will sort this particular ailment.Originally posted by Spindulik@16 July 2003 - 19:53
You need a cactus enema to square you up. Then you'll be fine.
Try sitting on a spike whilst ticklin yer balls with a feather! - Works for me!
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Damn !Originally posted by chalkmongoose@16 July 2003 - 12:10
My arse itches, is bleeding, and is sore, and I have a meeting in two hours. It just happened, out of nowhere several minutes ago. Extremely weird. Maybe something I ate.That's gonna be a bit embarassing ! Maybe you oughtta tell 'em you've got scurvy or something and can't make it today ?
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Are you sure it's blood and not KETCHUP?
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YEAH!!! Does it smell bad?Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 22:17
Are you sure it's blood and not KETCHUP?
Ummm, worse than normal, I mean.
If so, it's ketchup all right.
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Try a tompon
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Originally posted by nigel123@16 July 2003 - 15:24
Try a tompon
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That's gonna be a bit embarassing ! Maybe you oughtta tell 'em you've got scurvy or something and can't make it today ? 
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