Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer?
My man, you are simply a GENIUS :beerchug:Originally posted by tite-wad@16 July 2003 - 23:50
Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Nah! - just practical.Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@16 July 2003 - 17:51
My man, you are simply a GENIUS :beerchug:
And CHEAP!
Hoooieee!
I bet she'd be worth at least a case or two of longnecks!
I am a kept man i get kids from school(dont take em cos its before 9am)she works(i dont)she works 50hrs a week minimum to keep me in beers
And before all you bra burning tolpuddle martres start having a go....its equal rights yeah???ok i have the right to stay at home while the woman works and looks after me.....makes a change !!!!And worst thing is she agrees with me!!!oh hold on thats a good thing and a first
If you two ever fall out, give her my number!
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
remind's me of the old addageRon Posted on 16 July 2003 - 22:48 Well, if she doesn't have a job, you can always make some beer money by renting her out to your friends.tite-wad Posted on 16 July 2003 - 22:50 Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer?
you can sell a sheep ONCE but you can sheer it MANY time's
in other word's let's keep the beer coming
<SIGH>Originally posted by tite-wad@17 July 2003 - 00:50
Why not cut out the middle-men and just trade her for beer?
Because you can only trade her ONCE, tite-wad.
You can rent her out several times a day though.
Which do you think will get you the most beers?
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