Clarification for those who don't understand.
Bacon Sarnie: A bacon sandwich (two slices of bread filled with bacon).
Bacon Buttie: Originally a corruption of a bacon sarnie, primarily from merseyside (scousers), where they have difficulty with the 's' sound (often pronounced 'sh', which would have made bacon sharnie). Later hijacked by softie southerners who didn't know the difference between this and a bacon roll.
Bacon Roll: Bacon in a small bread bun. Far too small to be of any use to anyone except softie southerners. Having realised this, they fooled gullible scousers into buying them by calling them butties.
Bacon Stottie: A meal fit for a king, a large breadcake filled with lashings of bacon, available from the Humber and all points north. Not advisable for softie southerners and people with weight problems. Side effects: high colesterol, heart disease.
Other: Who the f*** cares.
Note: The contamination of any of the above with ketchup is to be avoided at all costs, with the possible exception of the bacon roll, where due to the miniscule size of this 'meal' it is unlikely that the ketchup would even be noticed.
Edit: highlighting, typo
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