Today, for the first time

**Something Else** · 11-12-2007, 08:08 PM

Sometimes accents can go badly wrong when someone moves to a part of Britain where they speak with a strong accent.....The worst I've heard was a danish/mancunian. It was like 2 tunes being mixed together badly....

**Sextent** · 11-12-2007, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Originally Posted by benchez

Do you have a frenchy accent skweeky?? Coz that is sexy...

After 4 years of complete immersion in Glaswegian culture?

What do you think?

Most people think I'm Irish these days

The Govan accent is nothing like Irish.

**Skweeky** · 11-12-2007, 08:13 PM

I still don't understand why you think I used to live in Govan...

I lived in Glasgow for a couple of months only and that was in Duke Street/Parkhead

**Sextent** · 11-12-2007, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

I still don't understand why you think I used to live in Govan...

I lived in Glasgow for a couple of months only and that was in Duke Street/Parkhead

How many times do I need to tell you

The facts are irrelevant, it's what's in my head that matters.

You used to wear a big Celtic jumper then you moved in with a guy from Govan who ripped it off your back, pished on it then set it on fire, while you watched.

You wept yourself to sleep that night.

**CrabGirl** · 11-12-2007, 08:16 PM

**Skweeky** · 11-12-2007, 08:19 PM

You know.. when I used to live in Duke Street, I was right accross from the Louden Tavern right.
So this one night I was walking to the shops when this guy outside the Louden invited me in for a drink right.
I didn't want to go at first, but being the alkie I was at the time, the thought of free whisky was too tempting right.
So I went inside the Louden
And then I got really drunk
The last thing I remember is snogging some really dodgy looking guy with a slash accross his cheek.

That's the story I'll be telling my children when they want to start drinking

**Sextent** · 11-12-2007, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

You know.. when I used to live in Duke Street, I was right accross from the Louden Tavern right.
So this one night I was walking to the shops when this guy outside the Louden invited me in for a drink right.
I didn't want to go at first, but being the alkie I was at the time, the thought of free whisky was too tempting right.
So I went inside the Louden
And then I got really drunk
The last thing I remember is snogging some really dodgy looking guy with a slash accross his cheek.

That's the story I'll be telling my children when they want to start drinking

That is possibly the most dangerously stupid thing I have ever heard anyone say.

To explain to the good people, that pub is rangers thro' and thro'. Real hun, sectarian bigotry stuff like. Not like Callum and I having a larf. It is also within about 5 minutes walk from Celtic Park.

It's where they wait to start the ambush if one is planned.