Man Cuts Off Penis And Eats It

[MetroStars]

I'd have thought he would have bled to death before he was done frying it up. 

Hmmmm.... maybe it was so small it didn't leave much of a wound

Tite-Wad that was sum funny shit.

[Lilmiss]

i laughed so hard when i heard this.
in years to come, someones gotta make a film about it.
just made me wonder for the rest of the day how it tastes,
cant be any worse than when its attached.

[lynx]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 18:09
i laughed so hard when i heard this.
in years to come, someones gotta make a film about it.
just made me wonder for the rest of the day how it tastes,
cant be any worse than when its attached.

Have you tried brown sauce ? :-" >_<

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by lynx@17 July 2003 - 12:20

Have you tried brown sauce ? :-" >_<

Well she&#39;s obviously tried the white&#33;

[Lilmiss]

i do like me brown sauce, yup.
i&#39;d say it was better than ketchup,
but not as good as branston&#39;s.

but......when a man eats spicy food, ie; brown sauce,
his, not sure how to put this like a lady, urm....spunk tastes bitter and nasty.
this has been proven by scientists.
.......very horny, curry fuelled scientists....... :-"

[tite-wad]

I had a girlfriend tell me it tasted better after I had eaten broccoli.

Don&#39;t know if that&#39;s true or not - maybe she just really liked broccoli.

[RGX]

Always wondered what it tasted like for girls, I assume not good little miss?

[Tweakz20]

haha.. that was like the funniest thing I&#39;ve heard for a Long time... hahahahahaha.. sorry, but omg.. and what&#39;s up with Brown Sauce??.. I&#39;m a Ketchup fan, so, Roar

[Lilmiss]

i&#39;d rather suck an eyeball out of an angry swan while enduring painful stings from bee&#39;s. it tastes like :x
(help me, im covered in beeeeeeeee&#39;ssssss&#33

but apparently, if you can stand it, after drinking about a bucket-full your hair really looks good.

[lynx]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 July 2003 - 18:41
i&#39;d rather suck an eyeball out of an angry swan while enduring painful stings from bee&#39;s.&nbsp; it tastes like :x
(help me, im covered in beeeeeeeee&#39;ssssss&#33&nbsp;

but apparently, if you can stand it, after drinking about a bucket-full your hair really looks good.&nbsp;

When they said a bucketful is good for your hair, I&#39;m not sure they meant drinking it.