Translation Game

[Evil9]

Original English Text:
Laughing my ass off

Translated to French:
Riant mon âne hors fonction

Translated back to English:
Laughing my ass except function

Translated to German:
Meinen Esel lachend, schließen Sie Funktion aus

Translated back to English:
If donkeys mean laughing, exclude function

Translated to Italian:
Se gli asini significano ridere, escluda la funzione

Translated back to English:
If the asses mean to laugh, exclude the function

Translated to Portuguese:
Se os burros significarem rir, exclua a função

Translated back to English:
If the donkeys to mean to laugh, exclude the function

Translated to Spanish:
Si los burros a significar reír, excluyen la función
Translated back to English:
If the donkeys to mean to laugh, exclude the function

[Sextent]

[Gripper]

Dalek wars!!!
Just watched the xmas special from year b4 last..awesum

[Alien5]

Original English Text:
my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms and making romance explosion on her stomach.

Translated to Japanese:
彼女の胃の私のアームそしてロマンスの爆発の日の保有物Pamela の私の夢。

Translated back to English:
My arm of her stomach and my dream of possession ones Pamela of day of
explosion of romance.

Translated to Chinese:
她的胃和财产我的梦想的我的胳膊一个日Pamela 展开言情。

Translated back to English:
Her stomach and the property my dream my arm date Pamela launches the
romance.

Translated to French:
Son estomac et la propriété mon rêve ma date Pamela de bras lance
le roman.

Translated back to English:
Its stomach and the property my dream my Pamela date of arm launches
the novel.

Translated to German:
Sein Magen und die Eigenschaft mein Traum mein Pamela Datum des Armes
stößt den Roman aus.

Translated back to English:
Its stomach and the characteristic my dream my Pamela date of the
lever discharge the novel.

Translated to Italian:
Il relativo stomaco e la caratteristica il mio sogno la mia data di
Pamela della leva scaricano il romanzo.

Translated back to English:
The relative stomach and the characteristic my dream my date of
Wide-brimmed hat of the lever unload the novel.

Translated to Portuguese:
O estômago relativo e a característica meu sonho minha data do
chapéu Largo-wide-brimmed da alavanca descarregam a novela.

Translated back to English:
The relative stomach and the feature my dream my date of the hat
Plaza-wide-brimmed of the handspike unload the novel.

Translated to Spanish:
El estómago relativo y la característica mi sueño que mi fecha del
sombrero Plaza-ancho-plaza-wide-brimmed del espeque descarga la
novela.

Translated back to English:
The relative stomach and the characteristic my dream that my date of
the hat Seat-wide-seat-wide-brimmed of the handspike unloads the
novel.

[Snee]

Original English Text:
flagpole

Translated to Japanese:
flagpole

Translated back to English:
Flagpole

Translated to Chinese:
旗杆

Translated back to English:
Flagpole

Translated to French:
Mât de drapeau

Translated back to English:
Mast of flag

Translated to German:
Mast der Markierungsfahne

Translated back to English:
Mast of the marking sign

Translated to Italian:
Albero del segno della marcatura

Translated back to English:
Tree of the sign of the marcatura

Translated to Portuguese:
Árvore do sinal do marcatura

Translated back to English:
Tree of the sign of the marcatura

Translated to Spanish:
Árbol de la muestra del marcatura

Translated back to English:
Tree of the sample of the marcatura