Changing Lightbulb Jokes! Deliver Us Your Best!

[Absolute Pure Evil]

Ok... Let's deliver our best changing lightbulb jokes! I got a few nice ones and ONE I consider THE BEST changing lightbulb joke EVER...


1. How many Ivy Leaguers does it take to change a lightbulb?

It only takes ONE, he just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!


2. How many male chauvenists does it take to change a lightbulb?

NONE! In MY HOUSE, DAT'S a WOMAN'S JOB!


3. How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

TWO, one to change the bulb, and the other to write about how the BULB is exploiting the SOCKET...


4. How many irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

TEN! One to hold the buld and NINE to drink until the room begins to spin!


5. How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it only takes one, but it takes A LOT of lightbulbs..... eeeeh...


6. How many TEAMSTERS does it take to change a lightbulb?

One lightbulb? It's gonna take FOURTEEN TEAMSTERS at time and a half... You got a problem with that?

We can start in a MONTH... Take it or leave it...


7. How many Folk Singers, (Folk until you Croak), does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the bulb, and the other to sing about how much better the old bulb was....


8. How many Punk Rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

TWO, one the change the bulb and the othere KICK THE FUCKING CHAIR AWAAAAAY!!


And now.. the BEST changing lightbulb joke... (that I believe anyways)


8. How many STRAIGHT WAITERS in Toronto does it take to change a lightbulb?
(I know it's a contradiction in terms, there's NO SUCH THING as a straight waiter in Toronto).. Butt....

The answer is: "Nevermind how it got in there doctor, just TAKE IT OUT!"
And the doctor replies, "EW! You've GOT to stop going to those parties!"


I'll have more.. give us your best! Please stick to the topic!

[Gooch2k]

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two... It's getting them inside the lightbulb in the first place that's tricky!

[Illuminati]

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six - One to change it and five to share the experience

[3rd gen noob]

how does a spoilt little rich girl change a lightbulb?

"daddy, i want a new apartment"

[caffeineaddict]

How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go swimming?

[dgmortal]

how many women does it take to change the light bulb in the kitchen?

who cares......let her cook in the dark.







*hides from female members* :-"

[spike218]

from south park

Jimmy (the cripled kid)

How many able body people does it take to change a light bulb
JUST ONE

[infamousalbo101]

LoL THIs IS FUcken FuNNy

how many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb



NoNe they JUst sit in the dark and bitch about it

[Bender]

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Bill Gates just declares Darkness to be the new industry standard.

[bigboab]

Darling could you change that light bulb?

Watt?

(This continues according to the size of the bulb