Why the feck do they hurt so much?! I know they're like a clean and precise cut, but for the love of God and all that is Holy...
Also, how is it that when you actually TRY to avoid getting a papercut, it always happens? Seriously. You could roll around naked in a thousand reams of papers and come out scratch-free, yet when you try to shuffle around a pile on your desk it looks like you got yourself into a tangle with a feral cat.
And how about those cardboard cuts, anyone ever gotten one of those? Jagged and bloody. I'd rather step on a rusty nail and get a tetanus shot compared to ever getting another one of those again.
Papercuts seem to bleed forever as well, sheesh.