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  1. 12-10-2007, 07:57 PM #111
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    He is ... in a way.

    But we chose the destination.
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  3. 12-10-2007, 08:00 PM Lounge   -   #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent View Post
    He is ... in a way.

    But we chose the destination.
    To the terminus, if you please.
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  5. 12-10-2007, 08:15 PM Lounge   -   #113
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    Does Sir have any baggage.
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  7. 12-10-2007, 08:38 PM Lounge   -   #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent View Post
    Does Sir have any baggage.
    How long have you got, Padre?
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  9. 12-10-2007, 08:41 PM Lounge   -   #115
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    Till the end of thyme and onwards, to infinity ... and beyond.
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  11. 12-10-2007, 08:46 PM Lounge   -   #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent View Post
    Till the end of thyme and onwards, to infinity ... and beyond.
    Infinity, now there's the thing.

    Supposedly, infinity can be multiplied by infinity. A soul-crunching, matheological ( I just made that word up) anathema.

    Can I have my penance now?
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  13. 12-10-2007, 08:49 PM Lounge   -   #117
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    You must face all of your failings and transgressions, accepting that they are part of what made you and come to terms with that. Finding true peace in the acceptance that you are just a man.
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    Can I not just have 3 Hail Marys and an Our Father?
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  17. 12-10-2007, 08:52 PM Lounge   -   #119
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    That would do as well.

    Can you make it a full decade tho', meet me half way.

    Sign of good faith type thing.
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    Can't find my rosary beads.

    Will anal beads do? As long as they're used in the right avenue of belief?
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