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    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.
    Are you suggesting that Jebus didn't have an arse.

    Can you quote the scripture which supports this contention.

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    My congregation, albeit subscriptional, also voices their vehement wahey!!

    I'm awaiting donations from said subscribers.

    Cunts.

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    im gonna go to the invite section and hope someone gives me a invite to heaven ...but i doubt ill get one caus im stupid and sarcastic
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sextent View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
    Dude, have some respect. This thread is about God and how to get to heaven. If you want to talk like that, please go elsewhere.
    Are you suggesting that Jebus didn't have an arse.

    Can you quote the scripture which supports this contention.
    Scripture not necessary.
    Just check the cave paintings.

    Clearly, the lad is not a "fundamentalist".


    Now that deserves a waHey...
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    That Sir deserves a Chapeau.

    Always remember you can't say fundamentalist without saying mentalist.

    And also http://www.fundament.org/

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    i just put my request in the invite section now i wait for the invite or am i going to hell
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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    Quote Originally Posted by weenden View Post
    i just put my request in the invite section now i wait for the invite or am i going to hell
    If you appropriate the requisite currency in the relevant slot, then you will be saved, my idiot child.

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    is thats all ther is to it then i can ablige
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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    Quote Originally Posted by weenden View Post
    is thats all ther is to it then i can ablige
    You are blessed.

    Go with god.

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