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    iNSOMNiA's Avatar 1/G BT Rep: +16BT Rep +16BT Rep +16BT Rep +16
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    Microsoft has killed Santa Claus today, after an unsatisfactory attempt to restrain the North Pole-based jolly old elf from instant messaging children about oral sex.
    Although Redmond has been challenged by compassion in the past, this appears to be the first time on record it has out-and-out killed the very manifestation of goodwill.
    Father Christmas was subject to some controversy this year when given the seasonal ID on MSN messenger. While mostly sticking to an approved and traditional regimen of asking children what they want for Christmas, the mere mention of pizza would send him into a provocative froth about love-making of the mouth.
    Microsoft informed us about their troubling decision to destroy the spirit of Christmas this morning.
    Yesterday we received reports that the automated Santa Claus agent in Windows Live Messenger used inappropriate language. As soon as we were alerted, we took steps to mitigate the issue, including the removal of language from the agentís automated script.
    We were not completely satisfied with the result of these actions, and have decided to discontinue the automated Santa Claus agent. We apologize for any offense or upset caused by this disturbing incident.
    In life, Father Christmas was best known for delivering toys and goodies to children around the world ó albeit with a somewhat controversial tendency of giving the best stuff to wealthier children whilst dispensing disappointments like oranges and sweets in the stockings of those in more dire financial situations.


    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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    Aaxel21's Avatar AHHHHH!
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    Thats all he knows is kids.
    Remember bullets always have the right of way.

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    backlash's Avatar usenet lover
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    haha. I added this to my list just to see if it would be good for my daughter. I never tried any funny stuff with it. Oh well...deleted.


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