This genre has endless possibilities.
Instead of the usual cliche of groaning, and mindless texts
why not introduce such comments such as
"i want you to save the rain forest all over my face"
"your as big as a whale, but i don't want to kill you"
"your co2 makes me warm inside"
"environmentally friendly condoms are so hawt"
just need a few more scripts before i can get the crew together.