I popped into the pub beside work this evening after my shift had finished. I do this most days. Not that I'm a total wino, it's a bit of a social thing after a horrible day at this time of the year.
I'm a 30 year old professional and mostly look it. I've been going into this pub for six years. Some BOY asked me to remove my cap.
Firstly it's not a cap, it's a nice hat.
Secondly WTF!!!! Do I look like a trouble maker.
I argued for ages with himn before taking it off. He threatened me with the bannage! For a fucking fashion hat! I only wish that I'd either been bald and my hair came off with the hat when I backed down, or that a cloud of bats was released when I took it off.
I Mean. Honestly!!!