The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British
governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable scousers.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
Than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew
can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech
gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari
Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have
an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they
bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only were the
Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within
12 seconds they had re-sprayed, Rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the
MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella, a gram of speed and a quick
shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.