Winter Wonderland Parody

[hippychick]

sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

[clocker]

I've had this on MP3 for a few years now...can't remember where it came from...but it's a deadon copy of the original- if you don't pay attention to the lyrics, you'd never suspect.

I burned it to a Christmas CD and played it at a family gathering and no one noticed 'cept me and I almost yoiked eggnog up my nose.

Ah. good times.

Here it is on YouTube.

[dave12]

nice poem good one lol

[Aaxel21]

Ha i have to download that song.