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    Paul says those who are circumcised should "not become uncircumcised." 7:18
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    So the figure leaning to the left is a female

    Who would have thunk it!
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    That's all of teh orsum

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    "But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and he shall smite the earth with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked."

    Cawk-breath to the max.

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    Could Noah's Ark really hold all the animals that were supposed to be preserved from Flood?

    http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/edn-c013.html

    That was one fuck off boat.

    Fact.

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    These dimensions are especially interesting when compared to those given in the mythical, Babylonian account of the Ark. Here the ark is described as a perfect cube, extending 120 cubits in all directions and with nine decks. Such a vessel would spin slowly round and round in the water and from the standpoint of stability, would be a disaster.
    As opposed to...

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    Remember there are really only a few very large animals, such as the dinosaur or the elephant, and these could be represented by young ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    Remember there are really only a few very large animals, such as the dinosaur or the elephant, and these could be represented by young ones.
    that bit made me do that too, true story.

    As long as I've got a face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    These dimensions are especially interesting when compared to those given in the mythical, Babylonian account of the Ark. Here the ark is described as a perfect cube, extending 120 cubits in all directions and with nine decks. Such a vessel would spin slowly round and round in the water and from the standpoint of stability, would be a disaster.
    As opposed to...
    It's not the Ark, it's the fucking Borg.

    Battle stations. Zap them cunts.

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    Instead of dodgy theme parks they could build an ark to the dimensions and see if it floats and how much you can get in it - there are only 32 million species to preserve or thereabouts.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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