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Piss off.
AHHHHH!
mmmm coffee
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did you just get a job at starbucks? I'd like a venti peppermint mocha frap and a caramel frap
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ok clocker you have the job ill be around to check up to you every now and then
"and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
2. Custody; care.
3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
b. One in which confidence is placed.
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but still looking for more help clocker cant handle all the influx of custumers so apply within
"and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(tr
2. Custody; care.
3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
b. One in which confidence is placed.
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Clocker would like to thank weenden for the new job announce a few wee changes to the Starbucks procedure.
From now on there will be one size, called "a cup".
Go ahead and ask for a "venti" or any other unintelligible size you can make up...you'll get "a cup".
All coffee will be French Roast, served black.
Again, feel free to blather on about "half frap" and "mocha" and whatever else you think you might want- you're getting French Roast in a "cup".
These two simple changes will make my life a lot simpler and will speed up our service immeasurably.
OK, belly up to the bar folks, your barrista is ready!
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
Looking for loopholes
I take ill to being served coffee in a cardboard cup - the planet is buggered enough already.
Clocker's cup modification will greatly enhance my coffee experience I vote he becomes CEO.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Shovel Ready
Thank you.Originally Posted by Biggles
Biggles, you get to move to the front of the "Cheer Chain".
Let me explain how this will work under my new administration.
The first person in line offers to pay for the next person's order.
The next person- obviously overwhelmed- does the same, and so on, down the line.
This is cute and has garnered a lot of media attention lately but is a royal pain for the server and cashier.
My simple modification goes like this...
You order and offer to pay for the next person as well.
I take your money and pocket it, giving you nothing.
Same for the next and the next, etc.
It's easy to see how this will make me very cheerful.
Furthermore, our corporate carbon footprint is greatly reduced as we no longer have to buy, stock, ship or grow coffee.
Al Gore is quite on board with the whole concept as well.
But what, you say, of the coffee growers?
Simple...they switch crops and grow opium poppies which depresses the market for heroin, pretty much bankrupts Afghanistan and removes the Taliban from power.
So you see how we all benefit.
I'm happy, Al Gore and Mother Earth are happy, you can be pleased that you're aiding the War On Terror- not to mention being freed from the ravages of caffeine- and those cranky Afghanis can get back to doing what they're really good at...making pashminas and rugs.
World peace ensues!
Merry Christmas to all!
Please speak clearly and drive round to the pick up window.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
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What is this 'starbucks' ?
Some sort of cawfee rodeo event?
Now go away.
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