This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.''
Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
He sure liked them here: