Just before the end of term break for summer, the class of 10 year olds were introduced to their new teacher - Miss Franny.
Miss Franny said to them - 'If any of you can remember my name at the start of the new term in 6 weeks time, you will be excused homework for a month !'
With that, the broke up for the summer holidays.
Little toe rag Johnny thought to himself - 'I hate homework & that's a cinch her name - I'll remember that ok - Fanny with an 'r'.
6 weeks later - the new term starts.
'Anyone rememeber my name?' the new teacher asks.
Then Johnny sticks his hand up. 'I know it Miss'.
'Well done ' said the teacher. 'What is it?'
'Miss Crunt !' said little Johnny