Just before the end of term break for summer, the class of 10 year olds were introduced to their new teacher - Miss Franny.

Miss Franny said to them - 'If any of you can remember my name at the start of the new term in 6 weeks time, you will be excused homework for a month !'

With that, the broke up for the summer holidays.

Little toe rag Johnny thought to himself - 'I hate homework & that's a cinch her name - I'll remember that ok - Fanny with an 'r'.

6 weeks later - the new term starts.

'Anyone rememeber my name?' the new teacher asks.

Dead silence.

Then Johnny sticks his hand up. 'I know it Miss'.

'Well done ' said the teacher. 'What is it?'

'Miss Crunt !' said little Johnny