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    You will be sorry, young cuntfluff!

    My prized spoon collection will never now be yours.
    Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt.

    That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that?
    If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad View Post
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    Stick em up yer arse you aul cunt.

    That's what you've been doing for years anyway. Do you think I'd want them after that?
    If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.
    I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?

    You never liked me.

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    If they're good enough to be stuck up your great-grandfather's arse, then they're good enough to be stuck up yours.
    I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?

    You never liked me.
    No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.

    I want to give something back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arse-shrooms View Post
    Only Reality can do that and he's a lazy ass-hat.
    Oh really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad View Post
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    I suppose the siblings will be getting the dildo collection, then?

    You never liked me.
    No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.

    I want to give something back.
    That's you all over that is.

    Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    No, I'm leaving my dildo collection to Arse Cancer Research.

    I want to give something back.
    That's you all over that is.

    Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.
    Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.

    I warned her, I did. But would she listen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad View Post
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    That's you all over that is.

    Mum's got mercury poisoning cuz of rubbing your spoons in her cell all day.
    Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.

    I warned her, I did. But would she listen?
    She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.

    Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    Well. she shouldn't've gone to Mercury then.

    I warned her, I did. But would she listen?
    She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.

    Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.
    Alright then, fruit of my loins.

    You can have the spoons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chalice's Dad View Post
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    She can't listen on account of the ear-plugs and blindfold.

    Don't have me to air our family laundry on the interweb, pops.
    Alright then, fruit of my loins.

    You can have the spoons.
    Sorted.

    Win!!

    I love you dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    Alright then, fruit of my loins.

    You can have the spoons.
    Sorted.

    Win!!

    I love you dad.
    I love you too, son.

    All's well that ends well.

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