Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.
He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny
what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his
wish list, leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gifts he requests."
Two days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted
"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake up. When
I go downstairs, I want to see a f*cking train going around the shitty tree.
And when I go outside I want to see a sweet ass bike leaning up against
the goddamn garage."
Christmas morning, Little Johnny rolled over into a pile of dog shit.
Confused, he walked downstairs and saw another pile under the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog
shit by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his
Dad smiled and asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the motherf*cker."