For The Love Of Sweet, Sweet Christ...

[balamm]

No, but I considered joining the Mormons so's I could hang out with Marie Osmond at That great Polynesian Cultural center in Hawaii for a while.





But...

She got fat and old and I stopped fantasising about her



She's a pretty stressed celeb. I sat next to her at dinner last time I was in Hawaii and she looked like she was very uncomfortable there.

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by balamm@26 July 2003 - 01:24
She's a pretty stressed celeb. I sat next to her at dinner last time I was in Hawaii and she looked like she was very uncomfortable there.

Maybe it was your presence that caused her stress.

[Ron]

Umm...Balamm,...you did remember to use your knife and fork that night, did you?

[balamm]

Yes, And I was dead sexy that night as well!!

[tite-wad]

Originally posted by balamm@26 July 2003 - 02:55
Yes, And I was dead sexy that night as well!!

I never knew Marie was a necrophiliac.

[balamm]

Oh, Yes. She's totaly goth off camera as this image clearly proves. >>

[tite-wad]

You goofball!