Just buy a moosetrap and bait it with chocolate,then slip it through the loft hatch.
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Just buy a moosetrap and bait it with chocolate,then slip it through the loft hatch.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
sex a wolf in a bag
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/sorted.
Now go away.
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mulder's so called "loft"
sex a wolf in a bag
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That's a lofty barnet indeed, cunningly disguised by a lofty hat.
Now go away.
pepper your angus
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i can hear it right now!1 except it sounds more like a hopping than a scuttling, maybe its a burd
Sexpest
You can borrow my cat. She's a great mouser although I'm sure she'll be just as ruthless and cruel with birds too. When she catches mice she eats their faces, stomachs, and all the soft bits and leaves the backbone, legs, tail, and two perfect ears for me to clear up. Unfortunatly the spinal cord is usually intact so sometimes the eviscerated faceless corpse is still twitching.
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pepper your angus
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pepper your angus
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and you shouldn't refer to chebus as your cat, not matter how many mice he consumes he is not a house pet
Sexpest
Cheese runs away from mice.
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sex a wolf in a bag
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It's probably a squirrel. My mate had the same problem for months. We didn't believe her and presumed she was just going mental. Then one day the ceiling finally gave in and 2 squirrels landed on her bed in the middle of the night. We rushed in to see what the noise was about. She was sat in the corner, looking terrified, pelting the poor things with pennies until they eventually dived out the window.
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