I came across a few jokes that made me laugh pretty hard:
I know this is probably pretty stupid but im bored.. and this stuff is pretty good.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.