Speed tests and ratios will be ignored.
One liner, as in, one line of anything that either expresses your desire in/reason to have/interest in/malefic purposes of acquiring/etc what.cd, or just something that's outright funny. This ends in 15 minutes.
Kinda slow today, I'll extend it to now 40 minutes.
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Extended again, want about 3-4 pages. Also, if you have traded in the past, please don't bother posting.
Contest is over.
Congrats to bruckwine!