Illuminati II - The Antichrist Conspiracy

[manker]

Thanks, JP

[chalice]

Am away now to watch the screener of Across The Universe.

Does that make me gay?

Or is it just everything else?

I'm pretty sure that everything else isn't gay. Roy Keane, for example, is definitely not gay.

So it must be you

Bad example, mate.

Roy Keane is the gayest fucker ever.

Lost Rep. Of Ireland the World Cup cuz the team's training pitch was too bumpy.

Yes, that's why Rep. Of Ireland lost the World Cup.

Fact.

[manker]

I'm pretty sure that everything else isn't gay. Roy Keane, for example, is definitely not gay.

So it must be you

Bad example, mate.

Roy Keane is the gayest fucker ever.

Lost Rep. Of Ireland the World Cup cuz the team's training pitch was too bumpy.

Yes, that's why Rep. Of Ireland lost the World Cup.

Fact.

I thought he went home because because Mick McCarthy is a clueless cawk - but you said 'fact' so it can't be. We live and we learn.

Thank fuck you didn't say 'fact' after you called him gay. I'd have to take down all the posters of him from my bedroom wall. Wouldn't want people thinking I'm a poof, like.

[Agrajag]

Thanks, JP

Yeah, get me banned. Cunt.

[chalice]

Undoubtedly, McCarthy was a clueless cawk. I think we can insert a 'fact' there.

However, Keane was a prima-donna extraordinaire.

He was the only good thing in the team and he chose to leave it just before we got into the finals of the World Cup.

Admittedly, we didn't get into the finals of the World Cup...

In fact we're shite. But that doesn't stop us hating that Keane cunt.

However, that is not to say we wouldn't vote for him if he put himself up for Taoiseach.

[Proper Bo]

It's a good thing lynx hasn't seen this thread, like. There'd be bannage pour manker and Jp.

[Proper Bo]

pm sent

[Something Else]

The sub-3rd division training pitch and the fact that Mick wouldn't do anything about it were the reasons he demanded proper facilities, a decent manager and then left when he didn't get them.

[Skweeky]

Back on topic;

you have my Cumbersneckie address because you sent Hogwatch to it. Adressed to Skweeky and Hun boy if I remember correctly

I'll resend it just in case

[chalice]

According to the special advisor to the DUP in Northern Ireland, the Pope is the Antichrist.

True story.

ENTERPRISE minister Nigel Dodds has distanced his office from comments made by his special adviser that the Pope is the Antichrist by stating they "do not represent the views" of his department.

The DUP MP was speaking after his special aide, Wallace Thompson (54), caused outrage by labelling Pope Benedict the antichrist and saying he would "totally oppose" a possible visit by the pontiff to Northern Ireland.

Mr Wallace, a married father-of-three, made the comments on RTE radio's LiveLine show on Tuesday, provoking an-gry calls for an hour afterwards.

Speaking on air, Mr Wallace said: "The Pope is the anti-christ... a lot of Protestants may not hold [that view] but it is still enshrined in the standards."

On the prospects of a Papal visit to the north, he said: "We would totally oppose that visit. We would have to say we do not want the Pope to come to Northern Ireland."

Mr Thompson, pictured, who was a civil servant for 28 years before being appointed special advisor to Mr Dodds, last year, is also an elder in the Knock Evangelical Presbyterian Church in Belfast.

Speaking last night, Mr Dodds said: "As minister, I cannot comment on an individual's beliefs.

"Wallace Thompson's comments were made in a personal capacity as secretary of the Evangelical Protestant Society.

"They were not made as a special adviser nor do they represent the views of the Department of Enterprise, Trade and Investment."

The Church of Ireland last night issued a statement distancing itself from Mr Thompson's description of the Pope as the antichrist.

The sale of rosary beads in one of its cathedrals, St Pat-rick's in Dublin, sparked the initial row, with Mr Thompson objecting to a Catholic aid to prayer being sold in a Protestant church building.

In its statement, the Church said: "The Church of Ireland wishes to point out that no such description of the Pope is contained in any of the formularies or the historic documents of the Church of Ireland."

The Church of Ireland's foundation document is the 39 Articles of Religion and although it does not describe the Pope as antichrist, it does highlight what it believes are errors in Catholic teaching.

Article 19 says "the Church of Rome hath erred, not only in their living and manner of ceremonies, but also in matters of Faith" and Article 22 says "the Romish doctrine concerning purgatory, pardons, worshipping and adoration is... repugnant to the Word of God".

The Westminster Confession of Faith, the Presbyterian Church's basis of faith, does describe the Pope as the antichrist, however.