Wanna Be A Mod

[thewizeard]

11 EASY STEPS TO BECOME A GLOBAL MODERATOR

1. REGISTER AS MEMBER.
2. READ FORUM RULES AND KAZaA LITE-FAQ / DONT ASK STUPID QUESTIONS
3. DON'T ASK HOW GLOBAL MODERATORS ARE CHOSEN.
4. POST REGULARLY
5. POST REGULARLY IN PINNED TOPIC, "REPORT ANYTHING UNUSUAL HERE'"
6. GIVE GLOBAL MODERATORS MORAL SUPPORT WHEN THEY ARE IN CONFLICT WITH UNRULY MEMBERS
7. PM REGULARLY WITH EXISTING GLOBAL MODERATORS.
8. AN IQ UNDER THE 80 (PREFERABLY 50-60) IS A NECESSITY.
9. ALWAYS AGREE WITH PAUL AND VB
10. REMEMBER THIS: DONT CALL THEM THEY WILL CALL YOU
11. GOTO #2.

[J'Pol]

But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.

[sharedholder]

But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

I think you are blacklisted or something .......

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by JPaul@29 July 2003 - 21:52
But I've done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.

I think the Team are worried that you'd lyrically eat the newbies alive instead of helping them out

[MetroStars]

I bet Lamsey did none of the above, i think it's all about sexual favours....

[JONNO_CELEBS]

So being a pervy weirdo does'nt help then?

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Illuminati+29 July 2003 - 21:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 29 July 2003 - 21:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JPaul@29 July 2003 - 21:52
But I&#39;ve done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.

I think the Team are worried that you&#39;d lyrically eat the newbies alive instead of helping them out [/b][/quote]
Shag one sheep and you&#39;re tarred for life.

Now am I answering illum or metro, one wonders.

[Ron]

Originally posted by MetroStars@29 July 2003 - 23:00
I bet Lamsey did none of the above, i think it&#39;s all about sexual favours....

That&#39;s a scary thought.
That would imply that skweeky would become a MOD too soon.
And you, Jonno, Baz and tite|wad.
And the Canadian icehockeyteam.

[MetroStars]

Shag one sheep and you&#39;re tarred for life.

Now am I answering illum or metro, one wonders.

Hey, Hey there was no need 4 that....

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by JPaul+29 July 2003 - 22:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul &#064; 29 July 2003 - 22:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Illuminati@29 July 2003 - 21:58
<!--QuoteBegin-JPaul

@29 July 2003 - 21:52
But I&#39;ve done all of those and got nowhere.

Is it a black thing do you think.

I think the Team are worried that you&#39;d lyrically eat the newbies alive instead of helping them out

Shag one sheep and you&#39;re tarred for life.

Now am I answering illum or metro, one wonders. [/b][/quote]
(Presuming that you&#39;re speaking in a metaphor)

Excuse me? One?&#33;?

Last time I counted since I joined the forum, it was about 30&#33;