You know you're from Canada when...
You eat maple syrup like it's sugar.
You go down south people ask you if you sleep in igloos or ride dogsleds to work/school.
You keep Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
Everything is labelled in English and French.
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary and more polite than, "Huh?"
You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" not "Zee".
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You understand the Labatt Blue and Molson Canadian commercials.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper (and you know it's not poison ivy).
You find -40C a little chilly.
You know hockey was truly born here.
There's a Tim Horton's at all American/Canada borders... on the Canadian side.
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