well today i bought some new lubricant, so i decided to try it out, loaded up my favorite porno, and began whacking off. well now a rash has developed near the head, and it itches like you know what. i remember watchin something in american pie 2 when he glued his hand to his pecker, so i poured some paint thinner all over mine, and now its turning purple, anyone got any suggestions? im getting a new porno tomorrow and would like this taken care of by then.
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I feel violated :x
um.....sorry bro i cant help you with that
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Can I borrow some of that Lube.....I ran out useing it on my new NOOB.
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Turni,ng purple is good.
Really.
It means the crust is coming off.
Use more thinner.
Dude ur sick okay ur suck!Originally posted by CrackheadDan@30 July 2003 - 06:44
well today i bought some new lubricant, so i decided to try it out, loaded up my favorite porno, and began whacking off. well now a rash has developed near the head, and it itches like you know what. i remember watchin something in american pie 2 when he glued his hand to his pecker, so i poured some paint thinner all over mine, and now its turning purple, anyone got any suggestions? im getting a new porno tomorrow and would like this taken care of by then.
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hmm.. try pouring canned tomatoes on it.. that might help.
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Or maybe get a circumsision...or however you spell it...
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cut it off and get a chick to suck it and fix it up
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In Belgium,we have these little square..ummm.. "blocks.
Some of them smell funny, others smell good, depending on the brand.
You put them under water, and they start producing foam.
Try using one of those on it.
What's that?
What's it called?
Oh sorry, I forgot: it's soap!!!
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