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I forgot all about that.Originally Posted by manker
He should be back by now.
You're right. I'll text him.
Anyone want to say hi or summat?
Requests have to be concise as I only have 150 characters to play with. I don't want it spilling over into two pages as that'll mean I'll be expending 20p instead of 10
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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It is important to be frugalI forgot all about that.
You're right. I'll text him.
Anyone want to say hi or summat?
Requests have to be concise as I only have 150 characters to play with. I don't want it spilling over into two pages as that'll mean I'll be expending 20p instead of 10
Tell him to get his arse back here.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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In txtspk...
BIG LES WANTS UR ARSE
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I have always had reservations regarding text speak - something gets lost in the translation I think.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Well, I can't remember it but I must have texted him at some point.
He replied on Saturday night:
Sup, dawg. i can't return as the shame is too great, not until i've regained my mojo - like that film about that spy, die hard i think it was called? Any more fail and big les can have it, peace out xoxoxo
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
slowly going deaf
OH HAIL just post a "i'm havingsquirrelgirl problems" thread and be done with it.
pffft..
sending fiery missiles inmanker'sjapan's general direction.
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I missed this! Where is he! What have you done with him!
manker, tell him if he's having a crisis to talk to Auntie Crabgirl.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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FFS! even super studs have an off night.
It just goes to show none are more critical of us than ourselves.
Bring back our Mulder err.. Mulder - if you can't have a fail amongst friends where can you?
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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tell him kallieb is back from holiday with bikini pics
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Agreed, Les.
Mulster's suicide note about his epic failure was quality.
I'd much rather read about that than his coital escapades with some dance obsessed Babylonian who would prolly give him the monkey aids anyways.
Come back, you cunt.
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I have always had reservations regarding text speak - something gets lost in the translation I think.
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